Renee and George... together?

Arrived home late last night after a very long holiday weekend drive with my 7-year-old niece and 11-year-old nephew to find THIS in my mailbox: my arch-nemesis snuggling up to my hugest celebrity crush ever on the cover of W Magazine. I've been infatuated with George Clooney since he appeared on The Facts of Life, my favorite 80s show depicting adolescent hi-jinks. (Jo was my favorite character, of course.) Friends, I apologize for sinking to Hollywood star gawking, but this image of Renee and George arm-in-arm flummoxed me.