Pink Elephant

Lindsay the Victoria's Secret model picked us up in her chauffered Lincoln Town Car around 12:30 AM from the Cafe Charbon in the Lower East Side and took us to the Pink Elephant, in the Meatpacking District. She looked like she'd just walked off a fashion shoot, while we looked like we'd just come from a shopping spree at Express. Lindsay was escorted by Derek, a beautiful boy from Tennessee who works at her modeling agency. He loved Dolly Parton and couldn't wait to take Lindsay to DollyWorld, "an homage" to the great woman herself. As much as I wanted to experience the Pink Elephant, we ended up not going inside with them and I regret it. I think I would have died young if I had ever lived in New York City. I'd like to live my life without regret.